Jan 18th...

6:  "Mom, did you know that it is physically impossible for your head to get stuck in a cloud?"
8:  "Hey, you're right!  Mom, she's right.  You can't get your head stuck in a cloud.  But you COULD get it stuck in a window."
6:  "Well, a window would work."
Mom:  "But probably not a great idea to try it, ~right?~
6:  "I'm not going to stick my head in a window, mom."
8:  "I could stick it in a window for you."
6:  "MOOOOOM, 8 IS GOING TO STICK MY HEAD IN A WINDOW!!!!"
Mom:  "No, she's not going to stick your head in a window."
8:  "You could also get your head stuck in a door, or an armpit.  Ewwww...that would be gross."
6:  "Unless you use mom's deodorant.  It smells like flowers."
Mom:  "Awww...thanks 6."
6:  "If you like flowers."
*silence for a few minutes*
8:  "Mom, did you put on deodorant today?"
Mom:  "Yes."
8:  "Good.  At least stinky flowers smell better than bad armpits."
6:  "I don't know.  Dad's armpits stink even after he wears deodorant."
Mom:  "Okay girls, we're at school.  Have a great day!"